Hottie Friday: Alessandra Ambrósio

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Dear Diary what can I say

Alessandra Ambrósio makes me gay

She is undoubtedly the hottest sexiest woman in the world

And I'd give or do anything to make her my girl

They might as well stop with the lists

No other woman in the world can compare to this

You can search the entire universe over

There isn't a single woman who can dethrone her

Don't waste your breath or time trying to argue

For surely you're not blind, now are you

Ambrósio is sizzling, breath-taking and so much more

Finding befitting descriptions is really quite a chore

For mere existing words could never express

The immeasurable extent of her indescribable attractiveness

To be honest I'm becoming rather frustrated

To decide on a true number that she should be rated

You see #1 seems quite inappropriate and inadequate

When this woman can generate more heat than a skyward rocket

The search for anyone more attractive would be futile and a trivial pursuit

Case in point, just look at this gorgeous bombshell in a 2-piece bikini swimsuit

I'll just sit here and have fun while laughing at you

As you try the most impossible thing to do

Alessandra is beauty at its utmost perfection

All that's missing is for her to give me her undying affection

Yes, it's a fact there's no hotter chick on the planet

I can't believe I'm saying this but she's definitely hotter than heart-throb Janet

Legs so perfect, beautiful, smooth and long

Her ass, my gosh, the woman's lethal in a thong

Lips so luscious, flawlessly shaped, soft, supple, so sweet

The woman's tasty; why she's good enough to eat

I'm totally swept away by her sexy inviting eyes

Just want to run my hands slowly up and down her thighs

I'm going all out, pulling no punches whatsoever

I'm enamored, rapt, entranced, want her to be mine forever

I can just imagine my hands making a track

As they move up and down the groove of her perfect back

If wishes were horses so the saying goes

I have a fetish for doing things to her that would make her curl her toes

I should break myself out of this line of thinking

If I keep this up, I'm sure to end up drinking

And that for sure never solves anything

I just want Alessandra to accept my ring

I promise to put away my questionable ways

And to her only dedicate the rest of my days

Not even gonna prolong this anymore

I must have made my intentions clear for sure

I can but dream, no one can take that away

And in this state of reverie I have chosen to stay

So diary once again it's just you and me

And another one of my far fetched fantasy

I always enjoy these times here with you

If I didn't have you, I don't know what I'd do

You're open to every day dream that I bring

And never contribute so much as one negative thing

I dare say you seem to encourage me

By keeping all of my desires safely under lock and key

Send Me An Angel: Alessandra Ambrósio

WARNING!!! Extreme hotness ensues. Proceed at your own risk.


Name: Alessandra Corine Ambrósio


DOB: April 11, 1981


Nationality: Brazilian (Erechim, Brazil)


Childhood: She was just eight years old when she decided she wanted to be a model, after seeing a picture of top Cover Girl Karen Mulder in a magazine.


Ambrosio had particularly large ears which made her insecure about her appearance. So at the tender age of 11, she had cosmetic surgery done to get her ears pinned back. Unfortunately, she had complications from the surgery for the two years following.


Accomplishments:
She was described by retired supermodel Tyra Banks as "The future of the modeling world".


She was chosen as their first spokesmodel for Victoria's Secret PINK line.

She is currently the face for the UK company Next and Armani AX.


Ambrosio was also selected by AskMen.com as Number 2 out of the Top 99 Most Desirable Women for 2008.


She enrolled in modelling classes at the age of 12 and began her career at the age of 15 modelling for Dilson Stein.

*I'm suddenly ridiculously thirsty; my mouth's so dry. Love this pic with a passion. There's something about women wearing cowboy hats well hats in general but especially cowboy hats*



She won Brazil's Elite Model Look which got her started with her modeling career.




Her first big accomplishment was making the cover of the Brazilian Elle magazine.


She did the Millennium GUESS? campaign.

*must... get.... air.....*



She has worked with big-name brands including Revlon, Christian Dior, Giorgio Arman, Rolex, Oscar de la Renta, Gucci, Escada, Rocco Barocco, Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren and the famed Pirelli Calendar.


She has modelled for designers such as Laura Biagiotti, Christian Lacroix, Byblos, Fendi, Isse Miyake, Kenzo, Christian Dior, Nicole Miller, Ralph Lauren, Giorgio Armani, Vivienne Westwood, Oscar de la Renta to name a few.


Ambrosio has appeared on over 50 international magazine covers such as Cosmopolitan, ELLE, GQ, Harper's Bazaar, Marie Claire, Ocean Drive and Vogue.


She set a record in 2006 when she became the first and only model (to date) to appear on the cover of Glamour in the USA.


Ambrosio launched her line of swimwear called Alessandra Ambrosio by Sais in 2004, a division of Rosa Cha. The line sold 10,000 units in its first month on the market.




Her most notable walk down the runway was in 2005 wearing lingerie made entirely out of candy.


She is cited by the media as one of the world's sexiest women.

*swoon* *thud*


Yes I agree. I Agree. I definitely Agree. S-e-x-i-e-s-t woman in the world!



Ambrosio is among the world's top-earning models.


Ambrosio stars in Next's first television campaign in 12 years.



She made a guest appearance on HBO's Entourage along with Izabel Goulart.


In 2006 she had a cameo on the box-office hit movie, Casino Royale where she briefly appeared as tennis girl #1. Navel ring anyone?


Besides modeling work, she represents as the National Ambassador for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society helping to raise awareness of the disabling disease. Her father was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis in the late nineties.



The supermodel has officially announced on her website that she is expecting her first child with her boyfriend Jamie.


If at any time I go missing, none of you will need to worry. I would have packed up everything and moved to B-R-A-Z-I-L! Oh My *THUD!*


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