The British Invasion: Claire Forlani

Sweetest Claire Forlani where do I begin?
My crush on you; maddening; unbearable; utter sin


I could watch you on screen every single day
Romance, drama, action; it matters not what role you play




You light up my life; you light up the night
Quell this passion inside, come to me and make it right




A fairer maiden my eyes have not seen
At the very top of the list; you could never fall in between


I’ll wine you, dine you, treat you so right
You make my heart soar just like a kite


There’s nothing I wouldn’t give to satisfy you
Name it, say the word, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do


Climb the highest mountain, cross the ocean wide
My only goal is to have you, keep you forever by my side


I like your hair, your cheeks, your sexy inviting eyes
Your perfect lips, curve of your hips, you have gorgeous thighs






First saw you in Police Academy: Mission to Moscow 1994
After the movie you left me wanting for more






Then in 1996 you appeared in The Rock
I admit I got excited, woman you were so totally hot




Then there you in 1998 opposite Pitt & Hopkins in Meet Joe Black
I swore that any movie you were in I’d be sure to keep coming back!




I still can’t get over how you make sexy look so easy
You have no idea how much you tease me




I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, you’re eyes are amazing
They beckon, they call, they tempt, they tease, oh so damn appealing






I know if ever I get caught in your gaze I’ll lose all my senses
They weaken me, render me helpless; break down all of my defenses






Mystery Men, Boys and Girls, The Medallion – didn’t want this movie to end
In fact I went out straight way to get the DVD and I play it over again and again






Your accent OMG, it’s the cutest sexiest thing
Be mine I beg you, say that you’ll accept my ring






Still to come: False Witness, Identity, Crossmaglen all to come in 2008
Shannon’s Rainbow in 2009, for all these movies to be released I can hardly wait






I’ve got to be strong, keep my composure until that fine day
When you say yes to me and I whisk you away

Jackie Chan's Women

A lot has been written about the (James) Bond women, however, over the years Jackie Chan (who's movies happen to be my all time favs) has been bringing us gorgeous women for over 3 decades. If you want proof, take a look at these:

From Mr. Nice Guy (1997) Miki Lee


Gorgeous (1999) Qi Shu


Shanghi Noon (2000) Lucy Lui


The Accidental Spy (2001) Min Kim


He went way out on Rush Hour 2 (2001) by given us a lot more than usual and you definitely won't hear a complaint from me:
The oh-so-beautiful Zhang Ziyi


The ever gorgeous Roselyn Sanchez


The lovely Lisa LoCicero

and the magnificent Maggie Q

We got a double dose in The Tuxedo (2002) with Jennifer Love Hewitt

and Mia Cottet

Shanghi Knights (2003) gave us Fann Wong

The Medallion (2003) introduced me to this beauty - Claire Forlani (what's up with ladies named Claire - they're so damn sexy). She also has that Lena Headey eyes going on or is that just me?

Then he did the 'Twin-Spin' in Lord of Armor (2004) with Charlene Choi

and Gillian Chung

I was glued to my seat for the duration of The Myth (2005) with this sizzling Indian beauty - Mallika Sherawat *swoon*

Rush Hour 3 (2007). Feeling a lil Shahi anyone? Huh anyone? Yeah I thought so.

There's no way on earth that I'm able to post just one Sarah, so hear goes... (damn my knees - *swoon* *thud* - I apologize but I'm totally helpless here)

RH3 also gave us Youki Kudoh

The Forbidden Kingdom is in post production and is set to be released 18 April 2008 and will give us Yifei Liu

Chan is currently working on Kung Fu Panda which will be released 6 June 2008. The animated film will feature the voice of Lucy Lui and Angelina Jolie. Sorry Jolie fans, but only the voice. However, in an effort to appease you, I give you this:

I figure since Chan shows no sign of slowing down that I might as well throw a couple suggestions his way for his very near future films.

Good suggestions? Yay or nay?