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Fairest most gorgeous Zeta-Jones
What I wouldn't give to jump your lovely bones
Your eyes are filled with so much passion
I'll court you and treat you in the most endearing and deserving fashion
Catherine so beautiful, Catherine so fair
Whenever you're around
There's nothing but love in the air
Alas, I can't help it and I feel absolutely no shame
My knees grow weak, at the mere mention of your name
Your eyes; they reflect the fire
That burns from the depth of your soul
If ever they looked at just me alone
I'd be all yours to have and to hold
And there's no denying that fiestiness you possess
It's evident in the way you tackle all of your roles with such zest
The flawlessness of your hair... your face
Yet, you don't let it get to you; cause you to fall from grace
The perfectness of your cheeks, lips and nose
If I admire them for too long
Then it's sigh, swoon, racing heartbeat
Ah yes, the next step - definitely comatose
The Pointer Sisters said it best
The words make me want to cuddle you to my chest
You fill my every being with such desire
The thought of kissing you ... Oooh Fire!
Any list of the finest and sexiest is incomplete
If your name does not appear at the top of the sheet
No one else could possess such a combination
Of sultry timeless beauty, you're the greatest sensation!
The Legend of Zorro; my absolute favorite of all time
But then again, you went above and beyond in Chicago
So it's not that easy to make up my mind
Ocean's Twelve - nice; Intolerable Cruelty
That movie I could not just one time see
Then you were paired with Sean Connery in Entrapment
That combination was pure delightful enjoyment
You were awesome in Catherine The Great, this I know
So many great movies; and in everyone you stole the show
So many great movies; and in everyone you stole the show
Looking forward to Stompanato (2008)
And Rachel's Holiday (2008)
In one a murderer and the other
A drug addict you're scheduled to play
Swoon anyone?
